Nur für Männer… und ein bisschen für Frauen

February 19th, 2008

Alles was Mann wissen muß, findet er bei justaguything.com - von Schrank aufräumen über Spreißel entfernen bis sexy anziehen und die Wirkung von Pyjamahosen auf die Frauenwelt.

Aber manches ist dann doch auch für Frauen interessant. Zum Beispiel 15 Dinge, die Männer sagen aber nicht wirklich meinen.

Hier die Plätze 4 bis 1 im Original:

4. “Of course I’m listening to you, dear.” This is usually followed by a few caveman grunts and a nod or two. We’re not really listening but we are paying just enough attention to not get caught watching the football while you describe, in excruciating detail, everything that happened to you today.

3. “I’m not like other guys. I don’t kiss and tell.” This is a loop-hole in the dating system that men have exploited for years. Technically, we don’t kiss and tell. When we’re bragging to our mates about shagging you in the back of the car, the last thing we’d ever want to tell them about is the kissing!

2. “She’s just a friend.” Yeah, she’s just a really hot, big bosomed, nymphomaniac friend. Who are you trying to kid, chief?

1. “Oi! You and me, outside, right now!” In a desperate attempt to solidify our dominance in the presence of another alpha-male we try to bluff our way out of it by calling them out! For the love of God, why?? Chances are he’s going to answer your bluff with one of his own. The best you can hope for is that you’re both regretting your decision and when you get face to face, you have a bit of a shout, a few shoves and maybe beat your chest in that ever-so manly way before your mates mercifully pull you away!

Mädels - wußten wir das nicht schon längst?